Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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