one might say we're banned from that church
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
