so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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