ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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