Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
send nudes
from the living room?
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