love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Randomize
