what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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