scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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