How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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