im having a threesome with these popsicles
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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