Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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