I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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