their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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