He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
