He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
