I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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