We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He better not be in your backpack
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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