I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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