I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
