??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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