you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Did we literally take a cab across the street
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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