We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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