is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
worst night to have a conscience
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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