Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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