just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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