I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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