yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I think I ejaculated my soul out.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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