Where is the hickey?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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