why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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