Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
a search helicopter?!
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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