No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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