I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I supernannyed him into submission
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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