I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Come share oat with me in your robe
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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