Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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