I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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