how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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