He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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