If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This is not my ceiling
are you so shy because you have an std?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
God, I missed his penis.
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