Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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