wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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