Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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