Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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