her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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