just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
