i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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