420 ftw
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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