he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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