hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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