Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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