Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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