You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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