I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You just made me feel so damn special
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Mom said you looked used
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
