what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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