i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Randomize
