shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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