The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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