You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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